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NEWS ORGY

CHEER FOR CHER. The grand old diva returns with a very club hit-ty Woman’s World.

UNINTENDED COMEDY. We had the pleasure of watching the wonderful Lifetime biopic “Liz & Dick” – for all the wrong reasons. 65 costume changes can’t save a hung over Lindsay Lohan as she tries to portray Liz Taylor. Lindsay’s huge lips and raspy whisky-voice, should get a mention alone.

OLSEN TWIN REALNESS. Skinny, Chinese 72-year-old Lu Xianping modeled outfits for his granddaughter’s store, for fun. His participation became an instant online hit.

JUST-IN BEAVER. The poster child for bad posture, Justin Bieber, comes available as a blow up doll, just in time for christmas.

BYE BYE SHM. Swedish House Mafia’s ‘farewell gig’ in Stockholm, this weekend, brought a hundred thousand fist pumping straights, watching the DJs pushing buttons for two hours.

SWEDE’S ROCK/DON’T ROCK. Woman-beater Chris Brown was welcomed to a Stockholm plastered with protest-posters of a bloody Rihanna. The organizer unfortunately went on with the concert and Chris celebrated by smoking a joint on stage.

GIVE GOOD FACE. Jared Leto (aka My So Called Life-heartthrob Jordan Catalano) is working it as a crossdresing AIDS patient in the upcoming movie “The Dallas Buyers Club”.

Rihanna has breasts!

HOT MESS. Gorgeous actor Olivier Martinez gave Halle Berry‘s modelicious ex Gabriel Aubry a real shiner during their Thanksgiving custody brawl.

STREAKING ALERT. A london man “tea-bagged” a statue for three hours before police finally got him down.

28 Nov 12

NEWS ORGY

The legendary actress Angela Landsbury has graced the screen for eight decades. The grand old dame 86-year-old looks amazeballs in the latest issue of Gentlewoman.

STALKER. Former Calvin Klein manfriend Nick Gruber claims the 69-year-old designer is stalking him. We’d be concerned too if our ex-porn star toy boy was writing a juicy tell-all…

TEARJERKER. An adorable commercial from Swedish Mail remind you to update your address to not miss out on those life-changing love letters.

BABY WEIGHT? Let’s hope Kelly Osbourne is right, saying Gaga‘s preggers, because becoming heavy would be a slap in the face of adoring fans.

EPIC FAIL. Wonky eyed, bigot heiress Paris Hilton is “sooo sorry” for saying that gay guys being disgusting and all having AIDS. At this pont, does anyone care, about her, her reality shows and “DJ-ing”?

FASHION FEUD. Sophisticated design icon Oscar De La Renta took out a full page ad in industry magazine WWD, in response to being called “a hot dog” in a luke warm review by NY Times fashion critic Cathy Horyn.

RED CARPET REUNION?! Nonsense. We want the (awful) Twilight kids Kristen Stewart and Rob Pattinson to donate all of their cynical PR-stunt profits to more meaningful means.

SHE’S BA-ACK. We’re loving that Leona Lewis is in “Trouble” – and we’re so glad the nose job didn’t ruin her voice.

IDIOT’S REPEATING. After “years of being bashed by media”, Lindsay Lohan‘s svengali momager Dina was booked to “set the record straight” during a recent Dr Phil show. After the epic train wreck interview she now says she want’s a second chance.

24 Sep 12

NEWSORGY

Have you tried a fish pedicure yet? Now the trendy SPA treatment is in trouble, accused of spreading viruses like hepatitis C and even HIV.

Is it the Kazaky-effect? New York Times reports on New York hipster guys wearing high heels.

Do you find it hard to be as bitchy as Paris natives or carry off the swagger of a New York local? A new site teaches You how to fake it.

W Magazine let celebrity photographer Steven Meisel create a bunch of fabulous and quite naughty fake ads that are run throughout the november issue. See them all here.

Listen up all you ‘HotJockMuscleStudmuffin’ out there on social apps like Grindr. Now you can learn the social rules and codes that make your cruising successful.

UK X-Factor contestant Craig Colton gets outed.

Justin Bieber mixes reggae and ‘wigger’ references in Mistletoe. Rihanna settles the $1 million lawsuit from David LaChapelle on the same day as she goes raving in We Found Love and Britneys Criminal gets porn blocking online.

GQ Australia has – after weeks of silence – Facebooked an apology for portraying gays as sexual predators in an interview with Taylor Lautner.

The other day it seemed as if Lindsay Lohan‘s teeth were falling out on the red carpet. A few days later they were back to their standard fakeness. It also seems the starlet is going back to jail.

Stockholm Film Festival starts November 9. Isabelle Huppert will receive an award and retro spy story Tinker, Tailor, Soldier, Spy and Almodovars beautiful horror story The Skin I Live In look really good.

20 Oct 11

LILOS PROVOKATIVA PARTY

Världen kan till synes inte få nog av kändisar på glid. Skandalösa LiLo – Lindsay Lohan – ryckte upp sig tillräckligt länge för att dyka upp (och vara förhållandevis närvarande) för en barnförbjuden modeeditorial, för konstnärliga magazinet Muse. Sedan jobbet publicerats har magasinets hemsida mottagit över tio miljoner träffar. Nu kommer behind-the-scenes-videon från den provokativa plåtningen, fotad i en hotellsvit på Chateau Marmont i Los Angeles, där LiLo och en avklädd Petey Wright porträtterar Kate Moss och Johnny Depp. Yu Tsai fotograferade och regisserade.

14 Dec 09