CHEER FOR CHER. The grand old diva returns with a very club hit-ty Woman’s World.
UNINTENDED COMEDY. We had the pleasure of watching the wonderful Lifetime biopic “Liz & Dick” – for all the wrong reasons. 65 costume changes can’t save a hung over Lindsay Lohan as she tries to portray Liz Taylor. Lindsay’s huge lips and raspy whisky-voice, should get a mention alone.
OLSEN TWIN REALNESS. Skinny, Chinese 72-year-old Lu Xianping modeled outfits for his granddaughter’s store, for fun. His participation became an instant online hit.
JUST-IN BEAVER. The poster child for bad posture, Justin Bieber, comes available as a blow up doll, just in time for christmas.
BYE BYE SHM. Swedish House Mafia’s ‘farewell gig’ in Stockholm, this weekend, brought a hundred thousand fist pumping straights, watching the DJs pushing buttons for two hours.
SWEDE’S ROCK/DON’T ROCK. Woman-beater Chris Brown was welcomed to a Stockholm plastered with protest-posters of a bloody Rihanna. The organizer unfortunately went on with the concert and Chris celebrated by smoking a joint on stage.
GIVE GOOD FACE. Jared Leto (aka My So Called Life-heartthrob Jordan Catalano) is working it as a crossdresing AIDS patient in the upcoming movie “The Dallas Buyers Club”.
HOT MESS. Gorgeous actor Olivier Martinez gave Halle Berry‘s modelicious ex Gabriel Aubry a real shiner during their Thanksgiving custody brawl.
STREAKING ALERT. A london man “tea-bagged” a statue for three hours before police finally got him down.
